Throng: It's a Lie!

A few months ago, I was invited to audition for a film.  I was assured that it had a part for me, and that I would be perfect for it.  Being fundamentally vain, as I suppose most actors are, I felt flattered to be asked.  From the script fragment I received, it looked as though the film was a science fiction / fantasy story.  There would be motion capture involved.  I was asked to wear all black to the audition.

Well, I did get the part.  It didn't turn out to be quite what I expected, but I've mostly recovered from the trauma...